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That's right, he's now a regular columnist at this web site. Here, people write to our Perfect Soldier and ask for advice on varios issues on life! Below are a few samples..... </div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <IMG SRC="0a9f9020.jpg" border=0 width="249" height="2" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <TABLE BORDER="0" CELLPADDING="1" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="520" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="VOID" RULES="NONE" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 2038 WIDTH="516"><bR> <div> Dear Heero, </div> <bR> <div> Why do you ignore me all the time... come'on I'm sure fate put us together..... </div> <bR> <div> why don't you come back some time.... come'on! </div> <bR> <div> an ex-princesss </div> <bR> <div> Relena, </div> <bR> <div> Go away! </div> <bR> <div> -Heero </div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <IMG SRC="0a9f9020.jpg" border=0 width="249" height="2" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <div> My Comet Prince, </div> <bR> <div> You promise to come back! You promise, doesn't a Gundam pilot need to keep his oath! </div> <bR> <div> Come back and kill me... like what you promised in the first episode. </div> <bR> <div> Relena </div> <bR> <div> Relena, </div> <bR> <div> This is your final warning... otherwise I'll really kill you. </div> <bR> <div> -Heero </div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <IMG SRC="0a9f9020.jpg" border=0 width="249" height="2" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <div> Heero, </div> <bR> <div> Come'on please... </div> <bR> <div> Relena </div> <bR> <div> Bitch, </div> <div> ..... arhhggg (strangle-choking-coughing)..asdfg .... (blood splatt everywhere)....... </div> <bR> <div> You had been warned. </div> <bR> <div> -Heero </div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <IMG SRC="0a9f9020.jpg" border=0 width="249" height="2" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <div> Dear Heero, </div> <bR> <div> Lately, I'm having some problem about my origin and relatives. </div> <bR> <div> I'm not quite sure where I came from. What is your advice? </div> <bR> <div> a professional clown,</div> <bR> <div> Trowa</div> <bR> <div> Trowa, </div> <bR> <div> Well since everyone had a go with the ZERO System, </div> <bR> <div> I recommend you have a try with the thing. Maybe it can help you see your pass... </div> <bR> <div> but don't bet your money on it..... </div> <bR> <div> -Heero </div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <IMG SRC="0a9f9020.jpg" border=0 width="249" height="2" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <div> Master Heero, </div> <bR> <div> I just love your column, it provides an insightful look into our fascinating world. </div> <bR> <div> Could you please send me a signed photo of your self to me.... PLEASE....</div> <div>  </div> <div> -Dorothy </div> <bR> <bR> <div> Dear Weird double-eyebrowed woman, </div> <bR> <div> Here is a special limited edition photograph of myself.... </div> <bR> <div> taken just after I kicked Miliando's ass at the end of the series. </div> <bR> <div> -Heero </div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <IMG SRC="0a9f9020.jpg" border=0 width="249" height="2" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <div> Dear Heero-san, </div> <bR> <div> Hello, I've been struggling with my life recently and has found myself in many strange problems.... </div> <bR> <div> I'm thinking of suicide... what's your opinion? </div> <bR> <div> Lost Soul.</div> <bR> <div> Lost Soul, </div> <bR> <div> If u really want to do that, I strongly recomment you to first find a mobile suit </div> <div> (a Leo or a Taurus will do).... </div> <bR> <div> Then get yourself surrounded by your enemies and then self-destruct. </div> <bR> <div> Hey, that's what I'll do anyway..... </div> <bR> <div> -Heero </div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <IMG SRC="0a9f9020.jpg" border=0 width="249" height="2" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> </tD> </tR> </TABLE></div> <bR> <div> Hi! This is Heero Yuy here, also known as the perfect soldier, stud machine and Relena's play child.... Yes, as most of you saw me at the end of Endless Waltz, I just simply disappeared into the crowd..... So to earn some extra cash, I'll be releasing 2 new books... the first is called <I>Blast Your Way Through Life.... Gundam Pilot Style</I> and the second one is <I>How To Attract Princesses</I>. I'm currently working on my third book, <I>101 Ways To Pilot A Mobile Suit</I>. Stay tuned!! </div> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>